Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
now THAT is a cool batman tattoo
(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete
Probably my favorite photo set
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god